Secretary of State John Kerry will issue a statement on Syria today at 2 p.m. ET. At least that’s the plan. CBS’ Mark Knoller knows things might twerk out differently:
.@Politics_Junkie I don't control the cable newsers but I'm pretty sure they'll carry Kerry, unless Miley Cyrus has a news conference.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) August 26, 2013
Ugh. Heaven forbid.
We never thought we’d see the day when watching John Kerry would actually be preferable to the alternative. Is this real life?