Secretary of State John Kerry will issue a statement on Syria today at 2 p.m. ET. At least that’s the plan. CBS’ Mark Knoller knows things might twerk out differently:

Ugh. Heaven forbid.

We never thought we’d see the day when watching John Kerry would actually be preferable to the alternative. Is this real life?



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