Uh-oh …

Amazon.com CEO Jeff Bezos may have been there for the Washington Post, but who will rescue his business baby? Prospective e-shoppers attempting to visit the mega-marketplace are coming up empty:

Heh.

https://twitter.com/_saneee/status/369533059504152577

Nobody’s quite sure what to do:

All is not lost. We can get through this — together.

Let’s just hold each other.

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Update:

Thank goodness @CNBC is around to keep us posted. As of 3:34 p.m. ET, neither @amazon nor @amazonhelp have addressed the outage.

Social media, Amazon. You’re doing it wrong.

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Update:

Our long national nightmare is over!

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