Bless. His. Heart.
After Matt Drudge reported that Megyn Kelly would be moving to Fox News’ 9 p.m. time slot, CNN hack Piers Morgan hiked up his breeches and made a pre-emptive strike against his future primetime “competitor”:
Bring it on @megynkelly > http://t.co/etJa291sUk
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) August 8, 2013
The only thing that hurts more than watching Piers try to swing that? Our sides — from uncontrollable giggle fits!
@BethanyBowra @piersmorgan @megynkelly HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA. Piers got walloped by Hannity EVER NIGHT. Can only imagine what Kelly will do.
— Garrett Humbertson (@G_Humbertson) August 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/OrwellForce/status/365507061276098561
HAHAHAHAHAHA RT @AsheSchow: Really dude? RT @piersmorgan: Bring it on @megynkelly > http://t.co/730TjM4vrW
— Alice Salles ~ (@AliceSalles) August 8, 2013
If this is real, you'll need a microscope to find your ratings #CNN RT @piersmorgan: Bring it on @megynkelly > http://t.co/LhHMYwOM3w
— General Al Haig (@ClearPatriot) August 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/Cameron_Gray/status/365509878388764672
https://twitter.com/mattdizwhitlock/status/365507319703928832
Piers, You'll be selling LACE WIGS on the side of the road in a year RT @piersmorgan Bring it on @megynkelly > http://t.co/bTuQCMEyBg
— Irene F. Irene (@irenefingirene) August 8, 2013
.@piersmorgan tells Megyn Kelly to bring it on at 9pm time slot. He does realize that she’s not going to be his cohost, right?
— Tony Katz (@tonykatz) August 8, 2013
Oh, sa-NAP!
@piersmorgan @megynkelly LMAO you will be lucky to get 1/10 of her viewership chubs!
— Spencer Tomlin (@Limey911) August 8, 2013
@piersmorgan is as big a threat to Megyn Kelly as the "Boom Goes the Dynamite" kid is to Chris Berman.
— HouseRepEEE (@EEElverhoy) August 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/Bilford_Wrimley/status/365508575809904641
@BenHowe @lachlan @piersmorgan @megynkelly An "Off The Air" symbol could pull more viewers than Piers.
— B. Steve White (@bstevewhite) August 8, 2013
She's going to make you look so fucking foolish in the ratings. RT @piersmorgan: Bring it on @megynkelly http://t.co/AGxHLbNs4P
— eric (@eriContrarian) August 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/moderncomments/status/365508911337451521
https://twitter.com/BenHowe/status/365506532001071104
You're gonna get beat up by a girl! RT @piersmorgan: Bring it on @megynkelly > http://t.co/dIrRA5cED0
— Savannah (@thesavvy) August 8, 2013
Oh yes he will. And it will be spectacular.
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