“Harmlessly”? Tell that to our scarred minds’ eyes.

It wasn’t long ago that Geraldo was whining that everyone was looking at his bare, manly chest. Guess he’s come to terms with that and now the only thing he regrets is the timing. Because Weiner “spill over.”

Ew. We regret that horrible mental image.

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