Maybe it’s time for the arts-and-crafts maven to put down the glue for a while:

Martha, Martha, Martha. You may have collected yourself long enough to delete that tweet, but you should know by now that Twitchy is forever.

And that’s just how we like it.

Maybe we can call Howard Dean in here as an interpreter:

UmJujurrRrrrrrRrrrrREeeeeeeEEEEer — yeeeeaaarrrggghhh!



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