Welp, looks like he blew it again.
Earlier today, word got around that NYC mayoral wannabe Anthony Weiner’s online exploits may not have ended after he resigned from Congress. Well, lo and behold, he’s admitted that the speculation had merit:
WEINER: “I said that other texts and photos were likely to come out, and today they have." http://t.co/EB9FyfNuyB
— Intelligencer (@intelligencer) July 23, 2013
El Weiñer’s campaign has released the following statement:
“I said that other texts and photos were likely to come out, and today they have. As I have said in the past, these things that I did were wrong and hurtful to my wife and caused us to go through challenges in our marriage that extended past my resignation from Congress. While some things that have been posted today are true and some are not, there is no question that what I did was wrong. This behavior is behind me. I’ve apologized to Huma and am grateful that she has worked through these issues with me and for her forgiveness. I want to again say that I am very sorry to anyone who was on the receiving end of these messages and the disruption that this has caused. As my wife and I have said, we are focused on moving forward.”
Why didn’t we know about this sooner? Well, we’d like to think it’s because Weiner learned his lesson after getting busted the first time and decided he should try using an alias. And, well, of all the aliases in the world, he reportedly chose the very best one:
You have to commend the guy for his brilliance in using the nickname "Carlos Danger." No one ever would have thought that was fake!
— Annie-Rose Strasser (@ARStrasser) July 23, 2013
Now, Weiner made no mention of his debonair alter-ego’s name in his statement, but let’s face it: “Carlos Danger”? Pure genius.
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America deserves to know if "Carlos Danger" was really the name Weiner used. America. Deserves. To. Know.
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) July 23, 2013
We have to believe. As far as the world is concerned, Anthony Weiner is Carlos Danger.
Only Anthony Weiner could come up with a name more mockable than Weiner: Carlos Danger.
— Time to De-Fund the Police in Democrat-Run Cities! (@NolteNC) July 23, 2013
And now that his cover has been — ahem — blown, we’d be foolish to ignore the endless loads of comedic material:
The truth is that the selfie of Geraldo was actually Carlos Danger
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) July 23, 2013
That was quick. MT @Jose_Galvan: "Carlos Danger"?! Had no idea a White Hispanic was running for mayor of NY! pic.twitter.com/pD4p19HA1V
— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) July 23, 2013
Deep down, in places we don't talk about, aren't we all really #CarlosDanger? #NewSpin #ItsAllOnUs
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 23, 2013
I don't always send dirty text messages to strange women, but when I do, I use ridiculous names like Carlos Danger.
Stay creepy my friends
— Rachel Figueroa (@Jewyorican) July 23, 2013
It looks like Anthony Weiner has put himself into the Carlos Danger Zone.
— Maxwell (@maxplaining) July 23, 2013
Anthony Weiner is to Carlos Danger as Homer Simpson is to Max Power
— Kelly Maher (@okmaher) July 23, 2013
El realo namero de Añtonio Weinero esta Carlos Danger? Necesito to stop y frisko him ahora now!
— Miguel Bloombito (@ElBloombito) July 23, 2013
CARLOS DANGER??? Worst pervert alias ever.
— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) July 23, 2013
Hello. My name is Carlos Danger. You killed my comeback. Prepare to die.
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) July 23, 2013
@BenHowe NEW YORK CITY ALWAYS HAD A TASTE FOR DANGER
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) July 23, 2013
Winner. RT @thebaldtruth: Breitbart hacked Weiner's account again? #TCOT
— Michelle Ray (@GaltsGirl) July 23, 2013
Heh.
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/359742312160579584
Who is the private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks? #CarlosDanger
You're damned right.
— Underdog (@rdbrewer4) July 23, 2013
I thought a "Carlos Danger" cost $25 US in Juarez.
— John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) July 23, 2013
Carlos? Based on what we've regrettably learned about @AnthonyWeiner's anatomy, a better pseudonym would've been Carl's Jr.
— Kim Jong-unthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) July 23, 2013
Sha-ZAM!
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/359745680559980545
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/359762547760578562
Now that silly Lifetime movie's title makes sense. pic.twitter.com/M25UkVfseg
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) July 23, 2013
It's actually Carlos Miguel Angel Enrique Danger.
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) July 23, 2013
Did you ever let your lover see Carlos Danger in yourself? http://t.co/HtarBJAt7l
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 23, 2013
BREAKING: photos of Anthony Weiner aka Carlos Danger released. #carlosdanger pic.twitter.com/DlGUaB4KaL
— Antifa Sucks – bunch of sissies and losers (@stockdemons) July 23, 2013
¡Ay caramba!
CarlosDanger.com has already been snatched up:
Who snagged the Carlos Danger (aka Anthony Weiner) domain name? Looks like…Glenn Beck's company: http://t.co/jJIrOnhABz
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) July 23, 2013
By The Blaze, no less:
Guess who owns http://t.co/zI6HdDwh9v suckas!
— Brian Sack (@brian_sack) July 23, 2013
And, naturally, there are parody Twitter accounts:
was just hanging with Anthony Weiner? he slipped into phone booth never came out?
— Carlos Danger (@CarlosDanger1) July 23, 2013
Game on, @GeraldoRivera. Who's the new old perv that's tryna play second fiddle? #CarlosDanger #WatchTheThrone
— Carlos Danger (@CarlosDangerNYC) July 23, 2013
Snort.
Will erections have consequences for him this time around?
Weiner for Mayor: Third Time's the Charm, I Swear
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) July 23, 2013
https://twitter.com/HenryADecker/status/359703694838743040
Stay tuned to find out!
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