Decades of failed progressive policies didn’t run Detroit into the ground, you guys. It was totally the capitalist peeeeeeeegs!

Welp, that settles it. We’re convinced!



Motown Memory Lane: Obama ‘wasn’t going to let Detroit go bankrupt’

Laugh time in America: Twitter offers up #NewDetroitCityMottos

Yes, Chuck Todd, Obama’s campaign quotes on Detroit have come back to haunt him

Flashback: Eric Boehlert taunts Rush Limbaugh and Michelle Malkin over Detroit’s awesomeness

‘You’re next’: With Detroit bankrupt, Michael Moore readying America’s obituary

Robert Reich: Detroit bankrupt because rich abandoned the poor