Yesterday on “Hardball,” the Tingly One, speaking on behalf of “all white people,” apologized to two representatives of the black community:
Matthews’ contrition inspired “Justified” actor Nick Searcy to follow suit. Behold the awesomeness:
I would like to apologize, on behalf of drunks everywhere, to all the drunks who aren't Chris Matthews. I'm sorry he's such an asshole.
— Yes, Nick $earcy! (@yesnicksearcy) July 19, 2013
I hereby apologize, on behalf of all human beings of any color, to all human beings who are not Chris Matthews. I'm sorry. He's an asshole.
— Yes, Nick $earcy! (@yesnicksearcy) July 19, 2013
I hereby speak for all living things on planet Earth when I apologize for the living asshole known as Chris Matthews. Seriously. Holy shit.
— Yes, Nick $earcy! (@yesnicksearcy) July 19, 2013
To all other planets in the Universe: I, speaking for the entire planet Earth, am sorry about the intergalactical asshole Chris Matthews.
— Yes, Nick $earcy! (@yesnicksearcy) July 19, 2013
Apology accepted.
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