Cher recently took to Twitter to let a pro-life man know that she wished his mother could have chosen to abort him — and that her own mother could have made the same decision. Because female empowerment or something.

As it turns out, she was just getting started. Yesterday, she embarked on another incoherent rant against the pro-life movement, personhood, and patriarchal oppression:

And there you have it! Just don’t expect Cher to toss her wig into the ring anytime soon:

We’re missing out.