As Twitchy reported, the Obamas are gearing up for an African excursion that could wind up costing taxpayers a cool $100 million. It’s really important, you guys:

Chances are, though, that if you’re one of those taxpayers, you’d have trouble affording such an expensive vacay. But don’t worry — tweeters are offering up a host of vacation ideas for those Americans who have to foot their own bills:

https://twitter.com/me_llamo_Anna/status/345613057805930496

https://twitter.com/CandiLissa/status/345613044975542272

Heh.

https://twitter.com/TroubleAstor/status/345612874082824192

Wheeeee!

But if none of those ideas will work for you, there’s always this route:

Perfect!