Never let a fundraising opportunity go to waste! Right, Democrats?

The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee can barely contain its glee over the news that GOP Rep. Michele Bachmann will not seek reelection:

Classy, right? And totally not predictably lame.

But why stop at patting themselves on the back? The DCCC trolls have also got to parlay Bachmann’s departure into sweet, sweet cash.

Via David Freddoso at Conservative Intelligence Briefing:

DCCC Bachmann letter

C’mon, America. Won’t you dig deep for the Democrats today? It won’t be long before they need all the help they can get. After all, they’re on the verge of losing one of their most lucrative financial draws and, well, being terribly inconvenienced:

Awww.