José is really, really angry with his model ex-girlfriend and her Capital One card:
This is Leila, by the way (unverified Twitter account). Apparently, she’s now got a football player on his knees:
Yeah! Where are all the good woman at?
Heh. Well, if José can’t find a nice girl to ease his worried mind, at least he can take comfort in his detective skills:
She can run, but she can’t hide!
More words of warning:
Annnnnnd a phone number (censored by Twitchy):