José is really, really angry with his model ex-girlfriend and her Capital One card:

This is Leila, by the way (unverified Twitter account). Apparently, she’s now got a football player on his knees:

Yeah! Where are all the good woman at?

Heh. Well, if José can’t find a nice girl to ease his worried mind, at least he can take comfort in his detective skills:

She can run, but she can’t hide!



More words of warning:

Annnnnnd a phone number (censored by Twitchy):

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