This is not a drill.

The former U.S. Senator from Indiana will be named a Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire in a ceremony tomorrow at the British Embassy in D.C.

Since he’s not a British citizen, he can’t technically be Sir Richard. But he might not mind it if you call him that.

Will the newly-knighted Lugar invite superfan José Canseco to a celebratory luncheon?