Hillary Clinton has reportedly scored a deal with Simon & Schuster to pen a book about her time as Secretary of State. What difference does it make? Well, in terms of literary value, probably not much. But if we’re talking about hashtag game potential? That’s a different story.
CNN’s Jake Tapper asked Twitterers to submit suggested titles for the tome, and boy, did they deliver:
#HillaryBookTitles "Head in the Sand…My view of the world around me"
— HeBeGeeBee (@GBPakrfan1) April 4, 2013
The Audacity of My Husband #HillaryBookTitles
— ✏️WENDY✒️ (@TXCupCake) April 4, 2013
#HillaryBookTitles Vast Right Wing Conspiracies & other Fairy Tales
— Jennifer Hall (@jenjhall) April 4, 2013
— _AG_ (@ag_texas) April 4, 2013
#HillaryBookTitles Hillary Clinton and the Chamber of Secrets
— Spencer Finch (@Spencer_Finch) April 4, 2013
@fuh_rillz #HillaryBookTitles Fifty Shades Of Gray Pantsuits
— John Q Public (@JohnQPublicJR) April 4, 2013
#hillarybooktitles Stand by your man when it can further your agenda
— Smidgean of Truth (@smidgean) April 4, 2013
What Difference at This Point, Does The Constitution Make? #HillaryBookTitles
— Pete Sake (@politicope) April 4, 2013
Many of the submissions were Benghazigate-related — and rightly so:
#HillaryBookTitles What difference does my incompetence make?
— Yippee Ki-Yay (@p_i_n_e) April 4, 2013
#HillaryBookTitles Asleep at the wheel: How I wound up under the bus.
— Robert Van Dusen (@treboryaj1) April 4, 2013
— Scott Whitlock (@ScottJW) April 4, 2013
#HillaryBookTitles I Have No Specific Recollection. (How To Testify Without Incriminating Yourself)
— Groovypants (@Graveepants) April 4, 2013
Stand By Your Men: Obfuscating from Monica to Benghazi #HillaryBookTitles
— BrianWollet (@BrianWollet) April 4, 2013
— Razor (@hale_razor) April 4, 2013