Gay-lo and behold! In a new video, Hillary Clinton officially came out in support of gay marriage:
This is, of course, a truly unprecedented event, and one that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that when it comes to gay rights, liberals are waaaaay ahead of conservatives.
Yep. In an op-ed last week, Ohio Sen. Rob Portman, a Republican, revealed his support for same-sex marriage.
With a little bit of mental acrobatics, though, libs found a way to attribute Portman’s evolution to conservatives’ hypocrisy and bigotry. Surely they’d bust Hillary’s chops for taking even longer to come around, right?
She is amazing! Not like that awful Portman guy.
No way. Hillary’s a special case, you guys. She’s a Democrat. That means she’s immune from criticism. It’s not about the journey; it’s about the destination! And she got there, eventually.
And, unlike Portman, Hillary did it for the right reasons:
“Democratic presidential aspirant”? Hillary? Pffft! Crazy talk.