Sen. Lindsey Graham has written off yesterday’s epic filibuster as “ridiculous,” but why should he have the monopoly on GOP stupidity? His toolish teammate John McCain got in on the action, distorting Paul’s remarks and helping to play defense for Eric Holder and the Obama Administration:

He just. Doesn’t. Get it. Sen. Paul has earned the much respect of so many conservatives not necessarily because of his particular feelings on drone strikes, but because of his passionate defense of limited government and the fact that he brought the Constitution to the forefront of the debate.

Sen. McCain may think those things are “ridiculous,” but conservatives have some choice words for him:

Well yes, but then again, it’d be awful uncouth of McCain to criticize Obama after that lovely dinner they had last night:

Meanwhile, we’ve lost our appetites.

Aren’t we all?