Rude, thoughtless actor Alec Baldwin is still neck-deep in his own mental muck after allegedly hurling a racial epithet at a New York Post photographer. He denies it, of course, but maybe we should give him the benefit of the doubt. If he really did it, he must have had a good reason. Helpful Twitterers were gracious enough to list some possible ones:
https://twitter.com/DavidJGarth/status/303606654098870274
#AlecBaldwinExcuses There was a real raccoon there. Right there. I can't help you didn't see it. No, the animal. That's not what I meant!
— NegativeChineseSocialMediaScoreJoey (@snarkVol) February 18, 2013
I was saying he was rich. "Coon" is short for "Tycoon." #AlecBaldwinExcuses
— Stuart (@Ringo6) February 18, 2013
https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew/status/303615088055681024
#AlecBaldwinExcuses: I'm a rich white liberal… I can't be racist!!
— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) February 18, 2013
#AlecBaldwinExcuses Hadn't fully read the Race Card™ user's manual yet
— D.W.Robinson (@_DWRobinson) February 18, 2013
https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew/status/303634830946623489
#AlecBaldwinExcuses "Haven't you cretins heard of Method Acting?"
— Diet Publicola (@DietPublicola) February 18, 2013
#AlecBaldwinExcuses On most mornings, I eat breakfast with my pitcher of screwdrivers. Today, I forgot. That was the Stoli talking, not me.
— Skin that smokewagon! (@heatpacker) February 18, 2013
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#AlecBaldwinExcuses I was practicing for a new role on Current TV.
— Carl Gustav (@CaptYonah) February 18, 2013
https://twitter.com/AmericnElephant/status/303614672630849537
#AlecBaldwinExcuses: I have a Capital One Percenter RaceCard!! https://t.co/6GeqUFbw
— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) February 18, 2013
Ha!
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