That special tingle Matthews felt in his thigh a few years back? It seems to have taken up permanent residence in his brain. Viewers who thought progressive of pallor Chris couldn’t outdo his “are there any African Americans living in Big Bear?” line were treated to another gem after Marco Rubio’s State of the Union response:

Say what?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Perish the thought.

That’s different, though. See, liberals can’t be racist. They wouldn’t stand for it. And we’re sure they’ll give Matthews a well-deserved tongue lashing any minute now.

Annnnny minute.

On second thought, a tongue bath is far more likely.