Newark Mayor Cory Booker is known for being hyper-proactive and responsive when it comes to helping his constituents weather any storm. But has anyone ever taken a minute to consider that maybe, just maybe, he’s getting a little tired of wearing that superhero cape and would rather sit back and watch “Arrested Development”?
@LazyCoryBooker offers us a glimpse of what might really be going on in Super-Mayor’s head:
It just keeps snowing. Stop snowing already.
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
Come on, God. Stop. Stop snowing. I'm going to have to drive around saving dogs and shit.
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
So many people asking for help. What would you do if you didn't live in Newark? You think Bloomberg would do shit to save you in New York?
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
Phone won't stop ringing. Just discovered Netflix. Decisions.
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
This GOB guy is funny.
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
"Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine." LOL
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
Shut up, phone. Jesus, it's just snow people.
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
Whoa they just kissed. I think Jesse Eisenberg likes his cousin.
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
Look, I don't care if your car is snowed in. I'm the mayor. It would be crazy if that was my priority.
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
Is the bald guy gay?
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
Seriously? Someone is asking me to get their cat out of a tree. I won an election. Like a real live election.
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
There's like two inches of snow outside. The next person to call my phone gets slapped. Onto episode two. I think GOB is my favorite.
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
Yeah it's windy outside. Deal with it. RT @caddyjimmy @LazyMayorBooker my trash is blowing around. Where the hell is the garbage man?
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
Storm tip: Just stay inside, idiots. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with all of you?
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
Do you know how terribly run a city has to be for ITS MAYOR to be the first responder for everything? Do you have any idea?
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
I'M MAYOR! MT @emilyorley @[me] my girl scout cookies aren't able to be delivered in time for girl scout cookie day because of #nemo help me
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
Is it weird I am rooting for these cousins to hook up? Also Tobias is hilarious. This Netflix thing is great.
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
I'm going to order delivery. Finally someone in this goddamn town will come to me.
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
Can you believe the nonsense you have to write to be mayor? Just let me run the city!
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
Have you gotten food yet? If not, get it soon. Because I'm not bringing it to you later. Fair warning.
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
Stop calling me. I'm a high-ranking government official. My job is not to salt your sidewalk.
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
I hear some of the roads are icy. I think I'm going to try this Friday Night Lights show. Any good?
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
Hot pockets are delicious.
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
Cat missing or stuck in a tree? Call someone who is not the mayor of a city. Or get a new one: http://t.co/KGuBnXSq
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
Stop expecting me to be Batman. I'm just some guy who got more votes than some other guy. What is wrong with you people?
— Mayor Booker (@LazyMayorBooker) February 8, 2013
Let him eat his Hot Pockets in peace!
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