MSNBC host Chris Hayes doesn’t care much for heroes, but he needs one now. Some rapscallion — a heckler, perhaps? — has absconded with his bicycle!

Awww … it was in a “Lean Forward” ad? That means it’s got sentimental value.

Pffft. Don’t bother with the cops, Chris. If you’re trying to track down a missing bike, Geraldo’s your man.

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