We hope President Obama is wearing his elastic-waisted mom jeans! He, his wife, and members of Congress are celebrating his coronation this afternoon with a fancy-pants lunch — a 3,000-calorie lunch.

Now, call us crazy, but we’re getting some mixed signals here. We could’ve sworn Michelle Obama is all about fitness. Whatever happened to  that “Let’s Move!” stuff?



Come on, now. If we’re not allowed to eat fatty foods, somebody’s got to do it, right?



Hey, Michelle’s just looking out for the future’s best interests. Pipe down and eat your rice cakes, peasants!