FLOTUS joins Twitter, asks you to wish her a happy birthday

The Office of Michelle Obama has officially joined Twitter.

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/291949181784961024

You know, it really isn’t.

https://twitter.com/hartpandrew/statuses/291947835585351681

Yes! And as a tribute to her fabled humility, the first tweet would like you to wish her a happy birthday:

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/291949877024403456

What a gal.

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/291950644686880768

Hopefully it’s fertilizer for her fake garden.

We don’t need to tell you that we’re just thrilled:

.@FLOTUS is here! Hide the candy.

— Teri Peters (@hipEchik) January 17, 2013

Co-Sign. RT @irishspy: Dear @flotus Quit trying to regulate our diets. Love, me.

— MDMRN (@MDMRN) January 17, 2013

Now all the schoolkids who tweeted complaints about their tiny lunches can tweet @FLOTUS directly==> http://t.co/7U5PmZCb

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) January 17, 2013

Welcome, FLOTUS! Sugar-free, reduced-fat, eco-friendly soy cake for everybody!

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Oh, and as of noon ET, she has yet to follow her husband:

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/291952252057419776

https://twitter.com/ppawly94/status/291952384257691649