Attention, residents of Parker, Colorado! superstar David Sirota thinks you’re all a bunch of right-wing lunatic a-holes:

And bigots. Don’t forget bigots:

Well, if anyone knows bigotry, it’s this guy.

Gosh, he’s charming! Just in case there was ever any doubt, he retweeted this gem:

Call us crazy, but we always thought the Left despised making generalizations.

Or maybe he’s only comfortable hanging around with other bitter, self-deluded jerks. If that’s the case, it’s no wonder he’s such a pleasant guy.

It’s unclear what Parker did to Sirota to make him so angry, aside from just existing. Maybe the local library stocks copies of “The Jolly Barnyard”? Or maybe Sirota’s just a jackass.

Yup — that sounds about right.