Former Michigan governor — and “Dating Game” contestant — is throwing in her Current TV towel. Granholm, who hosts “The War Room” (how violent!) evidently disapproves of the snoozetastic network’s sale to Al-Jazeera and wants out. America is collectively weeping:

Yep, her.

Alas, Jen, we hardly knew ye!



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