(We’re assuming she meant “convictions,” but “concoctions” sounds just as good.)
She also offered to make bumper stickers:
But it looks like she won’t be purchasing her art supplies at Walmart.
The dentist, huh? He’s evidently got a heavy hand with the nitrous oxide, because she’s not quite … coherent. As far as Cher is concerned, Walmart is a deadly criminal enterprise, guilty of sneakily stocking guns along with cottage cheese. No, really:
Walmart has yet to make a statement on losing Cher as a customer, but we expect they’re just devastated.