President Obama held a press conference today that was intended to focus on gun control. Instead, reporters’ first questions were about the fiscal cliff. When confronted about the progress in reaching a bipartisan deal, President Compromise had this to say:

Eloquent? Um, not exactly. In fact, isn’t it a bit … raaaaaacist?

Quick! Quick! Someone get a hold of Fauxcahontas!

Heh.

Meanwhile, about that whole new-tone thing: