President Obama and congressional Democrats are pushing harder than ever for a federal assault weapons ban, but what exactly constitutes an assault weapon? If we’re gonna ban them, we’d better know what they are! Helpful conservatives are pitching in with some great suggestions:
https://twitter.com/KristinaRibali/status/281511402458472448
A banana #AssaultWeapon #MontyPythonSaysSo
— Duane Lester (@ThatDuaneLester) December 19, 2012
Water #AssaultWeapon
— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) December 19, 2012
@KristinaRibali Anything my aunt cooks. #assaultweapon
— copycat042 (@copycat042) December 19, 2012
https://twitter.com/ScottAMcLean/status/281512187900612608
ObamaCare #AssaultWeapon
— Allan (@UnrealAllan) December 19, 2012
@KristinaRibali Nail file #assaultweapon
— Ian McNulty (@imcnulty82) December 19, 2012
https://twitter.com/UnrepentantCon/status/281516306187038720
Just ask Geraldo. RT @KristinaRibali: A chair #assaultweapon
— Jim Jamitis ???? (@JimJamitis) December 19, 2012
Broken CFL Lightbulbs #AssaultWeapon
— Allan (@UnrealAllan) December 19, 2012
https://twitter.com/ScottAMcLean/status/281512310596583424
Pillow #assaultweapon
— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) December 19, 2012
https://twitter.com/ScottAMcLean/status/281514383379681280
Bare hands #AssaultWeapon
— It's Only Words (@itsonlywords) December 19, 2012
Carbon Dioxide #AssaultWeapon
— Ramen Numerals (@mattreyu05) December 19, 2012
Recommended
Christmas Ornaments #AssaultWeapon (Haven't you ever seen Home Alone?)
— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) December 19, 2012
#AssaultWeapon Microphones
— Nels (@debitking) December 19, 2012
https://twitter.com/JDKolassa/status/281513293871468545
https://twitter.com/ScottAMcLean/status/281514461406306305
Snide remark #assaultweapon
— Paulsy ? (@Paulsy01) December 19, 2012
https://twitter.com/BackLounge/status/281515113243103233
https://twitter.com/nicoleb977/status/281514811710377984
Moxie #AssaultWeapon
— Jim Jamitis ???? (@JimJamitis) December 19, 2012
Sandra Fluke #assaultweapon
— Demetrius Minor (@dminor85) December 19, 2012
https://twitter.com/KristinaRibali/status/281515792846188544
Watch out!
So, what’s it all boil down to?
BAN ALL THE THINGS! #assaultweapon
— Ashley McCully (@TXTrendyChick) December 19, 2012
We’re in for a treat.
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