Yesterday, Twitchy reported on Newark, NJ, residents complaining to Mayor Cory Booker about spoiled food. But those people had nothing on one Hot Pockets aficionado, who begged Booker to replenish his dwindling supply. Throughout the Hurricane Sandy crisis, Booker has gone above and beyond for the people of Newark, but it seems that even Super Mayor has his limits:

That’d be a win, right there.