This afternoon, Joe Biden took his creepy smirk with him to La Crosse, Wisc., for a campaign rally. He was introduced by outgoing U.S. Senator Herb Kohl:

Evidently, Biden’s smile has quite the effect on Kohl, who went weak in the knees just thinking about it. Meanwhile, we’re not sure what’s so alluring about Joe’s pearly whites.

If anyone needs us, we’ll be shuddering.