As Twitchy reported earlier today, Time magazine published a set of workout photos of Paul Ryan. The lighthearted look at the VP was went over well with conservative women, but it didn’t sit well with vulgar lefty comedienne Kathy Griffin. Evidently jealous that other dumbbells were getting more attention than her, she decided to react the only way she knows how: by lowering the bar. Thud.
Too lazy to make even a half-hearted attempt at political banter, she opted instead to hit Ryan below the belt — literally — by going after his manhood.
Griffin’s fans quickly hopped aboard the objectification train:
— Melissa (@melissah528) October 11, 2012
— J (@p0isonparadise) October 11, 2012
@kathygriffin and yet still youre being generous 😉
— THH70 (@thh70) October 11, 2012
— PreExistinObamaVoter (@SecOfExplnStf) October 11, 2012
@kathygriffin I think you're probably being very generous. And doesn't he look like a demented cartoon character?
— theminx (@DaMinxy1) October 11, 2012
— morrowland (@morrowland) October 11, 2012
@kathygriffin 3 inches hard? He must be listening to Bieber.
— Bill Willis (@BillisJWillis) October 11, 2012
— Timothy Currell (@timcurrell) October 11, 2012
— Chuck Phillips (@Cubbybearks) October 11, 2012
@kathygriffin You're being generous at 3…
— Danny Griffin (@star1965) October 11, 2012
@kathygriffin And a hairy ass!
— Peter Fields (@Peter_L_Fields) October 11, 2012
@kathygriffin 3 but SUPER thick, amiright?
— Joshua Carnes (@CARNZEE) October 11, 2012
@kathygriffin I bet he pees sitting down.
— Laura Neill (@lala39202) October 11, 2012
@kathygriffin If that's true then he's the world's biggest tool with the smallest tool
— Jason Yalowich (@JasonY81) October 11, 2012
@kathygriffin yep, the look on his face is apologetic/resigned
— Benjamin K (@benjamink25) October 11, 2012
And, of course, the obligatory gay-baiting:
@kathygriffin does he look like a gayer version of that glee guy or is that just me?
— Sasquatch (@ashola) October 11, 2012
We seem to remember liberal women complaining that it’s GOP men who view people through a reproductive-organ lense. We’re shocked — shocked — at Griffin’s feminist hypocrisy!
Intellectual consistency clearly isn’t Griffin’s strong suit.