While it’s true that the UN has a lot in common with a bathroom stall, there’s a vas deferens between a private space and the international spotlight. This fact doesn’t seem to have bothered Egyptian president Muhammad Morsi, who manipulated his manhood on live television, apparently to impress Australian prime minister Julia Gillard.

Let’s go to the videotape!

Reactions ranged from sheer horror to utter amusement:



Good luck with that. We’re pretty sure President Morsi is reveling in the fuss over his cojones.