After President Obama’s colossal gaffe today in which he admitted that the “change” portion of Hopeandchange ™ is a total sham, his crackerjack team of excuse-mongers and sycophants is working overtime to do damage control. Still smarting from Mitt Romney’s Twitter glove-slap, Team Obama went after Romney in the best way they know how: shamelessly.

They still haven’t gotten over Obama’s “you didn’t build that” comments being put exactly into the context they deserved. Awwww … poor babies.

The ironically-named Truth Team went to bat for their boss as well, collecting a few of Obama’s pearly pearls of wisdom:

Backpedal! Backpedal like the wind!