As Twitchy reported last night, lefties are shocked — shocked! — by a super-duper top-secret undercover video in which Mitt Romney boldly states that most government dependents will vote for Obama. Currently, 47 percent of Americans pay no federal income tax, and, while there are those among them who are trying very hard to climb their way into the 53 percent, plenty are perfectly content to remain firmly planted in the Julia bracket.

“NCIS” actress Pauley Perrette apparently counts herself among the disenfranchised 47 percent, as she took great offense to Romney’s remarks. It seems Perrette also has superhuman hearing; hidden among Romney’s words, she detected a slam on public school attendees. Dog whistle! Thank goodness she alerted her followers:

It’s worth noting that Mitt Romney actually attended public school through the sixth grade. We suppose that by Perrette’s logic, that would make Romney part of the 47 percent as well. News flash, sweetheart. Plenty of public schoolchildren have the potential, in spite of the best efforts of pedagogic thugs like the Chicago Teachers Union, to grow up and become part of the 53 percent. Or are you just writing them off as future Julias?

Those dog whistles just kept a-ringing in Perrette’s ears. Not only did Romney go after public school attendees, but he also denigrated teachers, emergency personnel, and … food:

The horror!

Naturally, plenty of her fans were all too happy to nod their heads in agreement:

But not everyone was picking up what Perrette was putting down:

Oh. Snap.

No, she is not. As a matter of fact, according to Celebrity Net Worth, Perrette is currently worth an estimated $6 million. She’s done pretty well for herself. Not only is she part of the 53 percent, but she wants to be the poster child for financing the 47 percent. Go right ahead, Pauley. Meanwhile, hardworking Americans with faith in their abilities will continue to push themselves to do more than settle for a life of government dependence.



Pauley Perrette: we’ll lose all our rights if you don’t vote for Obama