Oh noes! We need a minute to collect ourselves.

Interestingly enough, there were scientists who predicted five years ago that Arctic ice would have all but disappeared by now. Clearly, they jumped the gun a bit. So calm down, Adrianne! There’s still plenty of ice to go around, and there should be for a long, long time.

And actually, it’s mid-September, so, melting polar ice caps or not, winter is definitely coming. That’s kind of how it works around here. You know, on planet Earth.

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