As Twitchy has been covering extensively today, members of the Chicago Teachers Union are striking today to voice their discontent with crazy concepts like merit-based pay, teacher evaluations, and a paltry 16 percent pay raise. The horror! But what’s a protest without a good chant? Conservatives thoughtfully chimed in with some suggestions for the pavement-pounding pedagogs:
1,2,4,7, What's the problem? #TeachersUnionProtestChant
— Chris Loesch (@ChrisLoesch) September 10, 2012
Ho, ho, hey, hey! How many kids did we ditch today? #TeachersUnionProtestChant
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 10, 2012
1, B, 4, 3!! Pay us more to kids for teach!!! #TeachersUnionProtestChant
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) September 10, 2012
#TeachersUnionProtestChant Increase my pension or go to detention!
— Kayleigh McEnany (@kayleighmcenany) September 10, 2012
#TeachersUnionProtestChant The Kids Can't Spell, The Kids Can't Read…A Few More Bucks Is What They Need
— IMΛUMBΝ™ (@Imaumbn) September 10, 2012
#TeachersUnionProtestChant Ho Ho! Hey Hey! It's not like they'd learn anyway!
— John Wehrle (@jwehrle) September 10, 2012
#TeachersUnionProtestChant Yeah we know your kid can't read, but that won't stop our union greed!
— Dillon (@000Dillon000) September 10, 2012
#TeachersUnionProtestChant "Teach your kids? I don't care. Gimme, gimme my fair share."
— Sir Guy of Gisbourne (@SirGuyGisbourne) September 10, 2012
#TeachersUnionProtestChant Me, me, me, me / It's all about the kids, you see
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 10, 2012
Judging by the caliber of teachers that’s being put on display today, these folks need all the help they can get:
— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) September 10, 2012
Won’t you be his neibor?