As Twitchy has been covering extensively today, members of the Chicago Teachers Union are striking today to voice their discontent with crazy concepts like merit-based pay, teacher evaluations, and a paltry 16 percent pay raise. The horror! But what’s a protest without a good chant? Conservatives thoughtfully chimed in with some suggestions for the pavement-pounding pedagogs:

Judging by the caliber of teachers that’s being put on display today, these folks need all the help they can get:

Won’t you be his neibor?



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