Because Clint Eastwood is old! Get it?

Ms. Grahn just couldn’t let the elderly-bashing train leave without hopping aboard to brand Clint Eastwood as senile. She’s such a card, isn’t she? That wasn’t the extent of the wittiness, though. She also took a moment to question Mitt Romney’s manhood in an oh-so-clever way:

Well done, Nancy. You do the entertainment industry so proud.

Seems to us that this soap star could use a good mouth scrubbing.