Even with our noses plugged, we can still smell the desperation.

Where oh where would President Obama be without the War on Women? It’s the GOP’s fabled misogyny that soothes his itchy email finger. Faced with the prospect of even his most loyal supporters getting sick of constant spamming, Obama needs fresh meat. So hurry up, wimmenz! You don’t want to miss out on important missives from Queen Julia Sandra Fluke, do you? Show your solidarity with the president and give him your email address before it’s too late!