As Twitchy reported earlier, President Obama couldn’t quite figure out how to wrap his oversized head around the fact that there are people more popular than him. Poor guy. But all is not lost. Our favorite evil genius, who just hates to see the president’s self-esteem take a hit, galloped in with a much-needed ego boost for Barack:

See? Look at all the things POTUS can do! Propping up Obama’s gargantuan ego is a big job, though, so others graciously offered to help remind our forlorn president of all the special things that make him so un-special:

Bam. We’ll drink to that!


Jay Carney tweeted that the White House may release its recipe for Honey Ale:

We can’t wait for the ads.