Last time we checked, bedroom acrobatics have yet to be declared an official Olympic sport. Would it be too much to ask for the athletes to stick to the traditional stuff? It’s sure starting to look that way.

Maybe Symmonds should save his energy for his upcoming 800-meter event. His followers thought so, and they offered up helpful suggestions to help him save time and physical effort:

https://twitter.com/ndashing/status/231077395011080193

(Symmonds has been a vocal opponent of IOC Rule 40.)

Oof.

And apparently Ryan Lochte’s mother isn’t the only Olympic wingmom:

Oh dear.