Hark! Gather ye 'round for #OldeSchoolRap!

Come hither, Man of Girth, and busteth ye a move. #OldeSchoolRap #caring @theleanover

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) July 9, 2012

Fellow noblemen; I profess to favor those posteriors which are a testament to their excesses of Fortune, and by Oath I swear. #OldeSchoolRap

— Adam Wilson (@theleanover) July 9, 2012

I possesseth five score save one problems, but a damsel is not one. #OldeSchoolRap #caring @theleanover

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) July 9, 2012

.@KurtSchlichter Proceeding directly from the village of Comp-town, verily, I am a mad, Oedipal lad who hails to "Ice Cube." #OldeSchoolRap

— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 9, 2012

Thou canst nae layeth hands upon yon item; Halt! Comes the Hour of the Mallet! #OldeSchoolRap

— El Queso del Diablo (@WarrenPeas64) July 9, 2012

#OldeSchoolRap Mother doth command me to knock thee out!

— Remulak MoxArgon (@moxargon) July 9, 2012

Walketh upon the trail, partaking of the herb, drinketh the mead and water, reclineth. #OldeSchoolRap #caring

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) July 9, 2012

.@KurtSchlichter Thou must engage in combat for the purpose of protecting one's right to perform celebratory outbursts. #OldeSchoolRap

— Jack (@Mr_Fastbucks) July 9, 2012

I haveth my brain on my shilling and my shilling on my brain #OldeSchoolRap

— Steven Shaw (@czechov) July 9, 2012

To mine ears it is a delight to hear the wenches and the maidens cry out to me, calling me by my title of "Big Poppa." #OldeSchoolRap

— Adam Wilson (@theleanover) July 9, 2012

Bear not down upon me, for I am nearing yon precipice! I endeavour not to dispossefs mine own pate. #OldeSchoolRap

— jon gabriel (@exjon) July 9, 2012

@KurtSchlichter My Adidaff walketh through concert doorff and roameth most wylde over coliffeum floorff. @theleanover #OldeSchoolRap

— Jimmie (@jimmiebjr) July 9, 2012