Gosh! Our president is terribly busy and important, isn’t he? First, he played his 101st round of golf this weekend. Where does he find the time?

And tonight, the Lightbringer will cross yet another threshold: his 100th fundraiser. This year. Unprecedented! Don’t let anyone ever tell you this president didn’t do anything remarkable.

Fundraising or golf? Looks like pretty soon, Obama’s gonna have to make a gutsy call.