Yep. Inspired by tonight’s Twitter pwnage of Andy Borowitz, the #BorowitzJokes hashtag blew up in the most wonderful way. See, unlike Mr. Borowitz, who has embarked on a massive blocking spree, conservatives on Twitter actually have a sense of humor. And tonight, it was on display for all the world to see:
Why did the chicken cross the road? The KOCH BROTHERS! #BorowitzJokes
— Peter Cook (@_Peter_Cook) June 15, 2012
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/213476105460531200
Have you heard the one about the white guy? #BorowitzJokes
— RBe (@RBPundit) June 15, 2012
Did you hear about the Koch brothers? They're so Republican, they give money to Romney. #BorowitzJokes
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 15, 2012
"There was a blonde reporter on Fox News. That's because blondes are unintelligent." #BorowitzJokes
— jon gabriel (@exjon) June 15, 2012
https://twitter.com/jackmcoldcuts/status/213472325654417408
How about that Dick Cheney, he has some health issues. #BorowitzJokes
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) June 15, 2012
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/213472606593097729
Then the first Republican says to the second Republican, I don't like abortion. #BorowitzJokes
— Area Man (@lheal) June 15, 2012
Boy those Kochs are greedy. (How greedy are they?) They're so greedy they took all my punchlines. #BorowitzJokes
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 15, 2012
https://twitter.com/NJFiorvento/status/213473260522835968
"Have you ever seen white people dance? Which reminds me – some Republicans are white and thus are poor dancers. And greedy!" #BorowitzJokes
— jon gabriel (@exjon) June 15, 2012
a republican, a klansman, and a nazi walk into a bar. …sike! it's the same person! #BorowitzJokes
— Sarah (@mamaswati) June 15, 2012
https://twitter.com/USAmjs/status/213475054309212161
https://twitter.com/Will_Antonin/status/213477096536805376
Waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup? Stealing elections. #BorowitzJokes
— Shaun McDonnell (@McShauno) June 15, 2012
Knock knock. Who's there? Palin. Palin who? Palin that Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert frequently skewer with hilarious jokes! #BorowitzJokes
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 15, 2012
https://twitter.com/kjfierro/status/213476844593356801
If I had a nickel for every person I block on twitter I'd afford to serve Romney drinks #BorowitzJokes
— Wittorical (@Wittorical) June 15, 2012
Thank you, Andy, for planting the seed for this marvelous hashtag game. It’ll probably go down in history as your greatest contribution to society. We hope you’re basking in all the glory. We sure as hell are.
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#BorowitzJokes is now trending in the U.S.
Nice job, @Slublog!
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Oh, and did we mention that Borowitz apparently edited a humor anthology? Because he totally did.
You know who’s more qualified to edit a humor anthology? The Koch Brothers.
And that’s no joke.
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