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Eric Holder: White House information leaks? I got this.

Whew! Yeah, so maybe sources within the Obama Administration have leaked classified information. But our illustrious Attorney General, who just yesterday oh-so-deftly (*cough*) navigated his way through a House Judiciary Committee hearing and has never once suggested that he’s full of it, has got this all under control.

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He takes this all very seriously or whatever:

Holder will be appointing two U.S. Attorneys to oversee the investigation.

The attorney general said Ronald Machen, the U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, and Rod Rosenstein, the U.S. attorney for the District of Maryland, will direct separate probes that are currently being conducted by the FBI.

“These two highly respected and experienced prosecutors will be directing separate investigations,” Holder said in a statement. “I have every confidence in their abilities to doggedly follow the facts and the evidence in pursuit of justice wherever it leads.”

What could possibly go wrong?

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See? Nothing to worry about. It’s only national security, after all. We’re just lucky we’re in Eric Holder’s capable hands.

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