Just because we’re all swirling around in the toilet that is the Obama Economy doesn’t mean we can’t glam it up for one magical night. If you’ll recall, the Obama Posse is set to host a fundraising dinner on June 14 featuring none other than Miss Carrie Bradshaw herself, Sarah Jessica Parker.
Well, as it turns out, Vogue editor Anna Wintour will be gracing the party with her presence as well. Gosh, President Obama is just so cool, you know? So handsome and sophisticated and debonair … we could go on, of course, but it’s better to let Anna tell you herself:
Nice scarf there, Anna. Think you can spot the winner $95 to buy one for him- or herself?
This may be your only chance to surround yourself exclusively with people who think they’re better than you, so don’t miss out! Maybe Anna will even let you look her in the eye. (Try that at your own risk.)
Wait…it wasn't parody? RT @TheRickWilson: The Obama Anna Wintour thing is BEYOND PARODY. http://t.co/UeckAQXB
— Peter Cook (@Slublog) June 1, 2012
Wintour is Obama's Joe the Plumber RT @amandacarpenter This is dying to be spoofed on SNL http://t.co/7azx8E6q
— willyz (@willyz) June 1, 2012
Just plain folks, those 99% ers like Anna Wintour and Sara Jessica Parker: "Don't be Late": http://t.co/wEhkxBTQ
— valhallavoice (@valhallavoice) June 1, 2012
Who needs a job when the Obama campaign can hook you up with Anna Wintour and SJP? http://t.co/eRnAiwka
— Jon Swaine (@jonswaine) June 1, 2012
@TheRickWilson The Obama team missed a golden opportunity, not giving Anna Wintour a monocle
— Political Math (@politicalmath) June 1, 2012
Indeed. Though Wintour’s so icy, the monocle would probably just slide right off her eerily expressionless face.
Shudder.