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Pigs...in... spaaaaaaaaaaace!

Notable cheating swine Ashton Kutcher’s all set to get launched into orbit.

“I gave Ashton a quick call to congratulate and welcome him,” wrote Virgin chief Richard Branson on his blog. “He is as thrilled as we are at the prospect of being among the first to cross the final frontier (and back!) with us and to experience the magic of space for himself.”

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No word yet on whether he’ll be allowed to come back to earth.

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