Oh MY! What in the ever-loving HELL is going on with Oprah and Reese Witherspoon? [pics]

Celebrities always seem to have a kind of glow about them. Maybe it’s radiation.

Seriously, check out this shot from Vanity Fair’s Hollywood Issue:

12 extraordinary stars, one very momentous year. The 2018 Hollywood portfolio is here: https://t.co/6PfsFsPzK1 pic.twitter.com/MfRsp2y9Z3

— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) January 25, 2018

Take a closer look. Notice anything?

https://twitter.com/tnwhiskeywoman/status/956561736764620800

Wuuuuuuuuut.

https://twitter.com/tnwhiskeywoman/status/956569057226084352

https://twitter.com/tnwhiskeywoman/status/956597343524216833

But wait! There’s more:

https://twitter.com/tnwhiskeywoman/status/956607354082127877

What is happening???

Now that Oprah has been exposed as an alien with three hands, her prospective presidential candidacy takes on more sinister overtones: pic.twitter.com/ZzP3GDza7x

— (((Yair Rosenberg))) (@Yair_Rosenberg) January 25, 2018

No kidding!

Would not be the first president who can always find an extra hand to grab an attractive woman. https://t.co/GaUj6c652T

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) January 25, 2018

That’s very true. Though Oprah’s reportedly put the kibosh on the whole presidential campaign thing:

Oprah told @laurabrown99 that running for president is "not something that interests me." https://t.co/Jb4axoODDQ The interview came out today, but it was conducted 3 weeks before the Globes… She'll be doing more press for "A Wrinkle In Time," and 2020 will keep coming up…

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) January 25, 2018

Well, maybe, according to Brian Stelter:

Reality: Next year Oprah might feel compelled to run, or she might not. No one knows. In her convos with friends — some of whom are urging her to run — she hasn't ruled it out. She acknowledged those convos to @laurabrown99 but also said, "I don't have the DNA for it…"

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) January 25, 2018

In any case, one thing’s for sure: We’d better brace ourselves.

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

— Stalking PMS (@StalkingPMS) January 25, 2018