Need a break from politics? This oughta fit the bill nicely:

See for yourself:

https://twitter.com/HuxleyHill/status/872220626659889152

No means no, no matter how famous you are. Sorry, Ke$ha.

Yes, but in the best way.

https://twitter.com/crbbmm/status/872235990777307136

Thank you, Jerry Seinfeld. From the bottoms of our hearts. Thank you.