Boy, we really hit the jackpot when John Kerry became secretary of state.

Addressing the horrors in Syria this afternoon, Kerry had this to say:

And what are you gonna do about it, John? Draw another red line?

https://twitter.com/jonbabad/status/809482134259761152

Don’t worry — it only gets better:

You don’t say!

https://twitter.com/jonbabad/status/809482525189935104

His brilliance is the stuff legends are made of.

Oh.

https://twitter.com/NoahPollak/status/809487617217601536

Forget it. He’s rolling.

We’re sure Assad and Putin will get right on that.

https://twitter.com/laurakfillault/status/809484667334328321

Sometimes you’ve gotta laugh to keep from crying.

Sorry, Syria.