If you had "Odell Beckham Jr." in the pool of what would finally turn everyone on Lena Dunham… well, congratulations, my friend.
— David A. Graham (@GrahamDavidA) September 2, 2016
We’ve got some bad news for you, guys. Lena Dunham may no longer be America’s sweetheart. We know what you’re thinking: How can this be?
Well, Li’l Lena’s head gotta a little bit too big for her own good. In a recent, nauseatingly cutesy interview with fellow feminist icon Amy Schumer, Dunham describes a standout moment from the Met Gala:
https://twitter.com/TheTomasRios/status/771784224475054080
https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/771798129641422849
Just let her explain:
My story about him was clearly (to me) about my own insecurities as an average-bodied woman at a table of supermodels & athletes.
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) September 2, 2016
It's not an assumption about who he is or an expectation of sexual attention. It's my sense of humor, which has kept me alive for 30 years.
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) September 2, 2016
And what a fantastic sense of humor it is!
Glad the outrage machine roars on though, right @amyschumer?
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) September 2, 2016
Must feel weird to be target of the outrage machine for a change, instead of fueling it, huh?
HOW YOU GONNA REFERENCE THE OUTRAGE MACHINE LIKE YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THE LARGEST COGS IN THE ENGINE?!? https://t.co/kpyXT2NoR9
— Stuart (@LeftHandStu) September 3, 2016
Anyway, guess this is supposed to make everything better:
ps I'll try and dance myself onto @michaelb4jordan if I have the chance, even when I'm a married grandma. I'm a red blooded str8 woman!
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) September 2, 2016
Needless to say, Lena’s hurt feelings and attempts at damage control didn’t exactly endear her to, well, just about anyone:
Hi I am Lena Dunham my life is so hard don't believe me well listen to this I went to a fancy fundraising gala and it was like not that fun
— Kat Timpf (@KatTimpf) September 2, 2016
Is it possible that Lena Dunham is so fascinated by Lena Dunham that she cannot fathom anyone who may not also be fascinated by Lena Dunham
— ErinEph (@ErinEph) September 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/KodiGaddis/status/771862012049498112
https://twitter.com/JGiampietro/status/771861981850632192
https://twitter.com/BrookARogrs/status/771825444026929152
I would not ignore Lena Dunham if she sat next to me. I would spring up and sprint away at a brisk pace remarkable for a man of my girth.
— IWantNothingHat (@Popehat) September 2, 2016
"Men, it's not your right to talk to women!" – Lena Dunham
"OBJ is a sexist for not hitting on me." – Lena Dunham also as well
— Feitelberg (@FeitsBarstool) September 2, 2016
So white feminist Lena Dunham is upset that Odell Beckham ignored her. But he acknowledged her, she would cry "rape" https://t.co/MfLpdSBcnV
— Tariq Nasheed ?? (@tariqnasheed) September 2, 2016
The only people who think they get to decide on what other people find sexually attractive are Lena Dunham and Westboro Baptists.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 2, 2016
Lena Dunham: "Women dont need men to talk to them."
*OBJ sits next to her and ignores her*
"Oh my gawd, pay attention to me you sexist"— Tyler Koch (@tylerkoch23) September 3, 2016
Lena Dunham is feeling victimized about an imaginary conversation she had in her head with a man who was simply minding his own business.
— annabel lee (@aharbo) September 3, 2016
Saying hi to Lena Dunham –
Rape cultureNot saying hi to Lena Dunham –
Rape cultureSticking sand up sister's vagina – Artsy & twee
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) September 2, 2016
that's not what you fucking said tho sis so stop trying to make yourself the victim lol https://t.co/NuWxgvef4b
— tommy (@tawmiebahama) September 3, 2016
Lie again. https://t.co/uh9oCsSIj4
— Dorothy Mantooth (@theelectwoman08) September 3, 2016
No, girl. You vilified him. That story was less about how you felt and more about how YOU think HE felt about YOU. https://t.co/QabaxJ8Dmj
— franklin saint. (@kashmirVIII) September 3, 2016
In the Lena Dunham School of Male Etiquette, if you hit on a woman you're a rapist, but if you don't you're a sexist. Any questions?
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) September 2, 2016
Dear Lena Dunham,
I too once cried when a boy didn't think I was pretty.
I was 12.
Good chat.
— I Am Leah (@Bossy_Leah) September 2, 2016
.@lenadunham My feelings are hurt because Odell ignored me
America weeps for a generation unable to cope w/ a slighthttps://t.co/FIN4XKKp9m— SalenaZito (@SalenaZito) September 2, 2016
https://twitter.com/shahmbuya/status/771863294932123649
https://twitter.com/smod2016/status/771841553081913344
https://twitter.com/elisabethlehem/status/771837772911042560
https://twitter.com/aCitrsWtchMvmnt/status/771861948535230464
lena dunham's Professor X like ability to read minds is just another example of white privilege
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) September 2, 2016
https://twitter.com/Toure/status/771845011516391429
https://twitter.com/RayPissedOnFoot/status/771862897622409216
Im literally the last black Girls fan on Earth and I'm telling you to check your privilege girl @lenadunham
— No ones dead it’s not that deep (@GrapeOrRed) September 3, 2016
Ouch.
Oh well. At least we can give her credit for something:
Lena Dunham: The Great Uniter
— Kevin (@cincyredbengal) September 3, 2016
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional text and tweets.