https://twitter.com/Kiser/status/768967039780286464
It’s amazing that Donald Trump has the ability to stand up straight, what with all the flipping and flopping he’s done on his immigration stance (at least his public stance).
Just yesterday, people were buzzing about his pivot to what sounded an awful lot like amnesty. But what a difference a day makes:
Trump to CNN on whether he'll deport non-criminal illegal immigrants: "There is a very good chance the answer could be yes."
— Reid J. Epstein (@reidepstein) August 26, 2016
Cooper: Deport an illegal immigrant w/ a family, a job, no criminal record?
Trump: "There's a very good chance the answer could be yes."— Meridith McGraw (@meridithmcgraw) August 26, 2016
https://twitter.com/DianneG/status/768967104217378821
Uh, OK.
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) August 26, 2016
What the…?
— Sean Doolittle Fan (@CrowleyAntmarga) August 26, 2016
LMAO! Talk about a non-answer!
— Tony (@ABswl16) August 26, 2016
This is a nonsense answer https://t.co/243LxDlhlr
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) August 26, 2016
@darth A non answer, answer. Gotta keep your options open.
— WendyG (@wglaaber) August 26, 2016
Only a very good chance that the answer *could* be yes, mind you. This is a completely meaningless statement. https://t.co/fR3RUnw5s7
— Conor Duffy ???? (@conorduffy_7) August 26, 2016
He cannotkeep his stand straight from hour to hour
— ✏️Pencil of the Court✏️ (@CourtPencil) August 26, 2016
Have we heard Trump’s line somewhere before? All signs point to yes:
when u try to sound deep and thoughtful then u realize u sound like the magic 8 ball@reidepstein pic.twitter.com/JJMIcNURwk
— darth™ (@darth) August 26, 2016
https://twitter.com/twpolk/status/768964857026650113
You can see the influence of his newest adviser, Magic 8 Ball https://t.co/BxyjYsTdqV
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) August 26, 2016
https://twitter.com/Real_MeatCastle/status/768968176222736385
That's what his Magic 8-Ball says.
— Yup! (@iolantherosa) August 26, 2016
Make America Magic-8 Again
— Judah (@Judahe) August 26, 2016
@patdennis @realDonaldTrump has to consult his Magic 8-Ball
— Wake Up! It's 1984. (@AOTPRadio) August 26, 2016
He sounds like a magic 8 ball.
— Alexandra Rosas (@GDRPempress) August 26, 2016
https://twitter.com/KFoleyFL/status/768966659180630016
"Well, let me see. Hmm. Outlook hazy." https://t.co/mWFr1qdhaO
— Crusty Gobblestein (@NathanWurtzel) August 26, 2016
"Reply hazy, try again" ? https://t.co/fLhsqeYIEJ
— Rebecca Buck (@RebeccaBuck) August 26, 2016
OMG. President Eight Ball. >.< https://t.co/ARUTbYgnMK
— Something Fishie (@somethingfishie) August 26, 2016
Shake the magic eight ball again to see if you get a different answer. https://t.co/mrP2qVVjJj
— (((AG))) (@AG_Conservative) August 26, 2016
https://twitter.com/_Langhorne/status/768967282475331584
Seriously. What is even happening?
https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/768968483673628672
I'd respect him so much more if he said "60 percent of the time, we'll deport them every time." https://t.co/tIjHzQsBA8
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) August 26, 2016
@amandacarpenter It's Schrodinger's immigration plan
— David Maass (@davidmaass) August 26, 2016
Even Trump doesn't know what Trump's position on immigration is.
But yeah, totally give him the nuclear codes.
— SpideyTerry (@SpideyTerry) August 26, 2016
Does anyone NOT realize that this guy has no idea what he's even talking about right now?
— Mr. Electability (@Dudeguyy) August 26, 2016
@maggieNYT "…But really, who the hell knows?" #LOLnothingmatters
— Robert Harkin (@DoomsdayPicnic) August 26, 2016
@fitethegoodfite Just making it up as he goes along.
— Jim (@BurghFan99) August 26, 2016
The bold leadership we need! #EPluribusOops https://t.co/nX9JV61OqC
— Christian Toto (@HollywoodInToto) August 26, 2016